Wednesday, November 18, 2009

The "new white meat"...

It looks like the pig & his yummy healthy meat is being replaced by the new white meat...yours(by the way...little science fact for you...human DNA & pig DNA pretty similar...like 99%)! Well, if you live in Russia that is. In another great news story from around the globe 3 homeless men in Russia killed a man, ate some of him & then sold his remains to a Kebab cart. It is unknown if any of the human meat sold. Now...who buys meat from homeless guys?!? How much does this happen around the world...I'm guessing this is far from a first. So, next time you are enjoying a yummy kebab...no worries...even if the "pork" turns out to be the "new white" meat...you'll probably never notice the difference anyhow (of course this could lead to a new strain of mad-cow called mad-human disease...which leads to... ZOMBIES!!!. So, if you play Resident Evil you know what to do...if not you may want to buy

The Zombie Survival Guide : Recorded Attacks

(also check out World War Z by the author Max Brooks(Mel's son) great book that Brad Pitt picked up the rights to the movie)

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