Steve & Churchill's Adventure Playland

Please note: this genius business idea to generate additional revenues came from a request as to what to do for a special occasion from a friend/relative whose name shall be keep secret to protect the guilty. Please keep your eyes out for my upcoming blog/business idea "The Dating Planner"

Why go to D&B with all the other un-original & boring sheep when you can go to STEVE & CHURCHILL's ADVENTURE PLAYLAND!!! Our couples without a clue package includes...(please contact for our vast assortment of packages...custom packages available upon request)

A walk in our romantic Sculpture Garden...followed by...

A walk in our Art Deco lobby...which leads to our magical transportation system that whisks you up to our beautiful open Roof to the Stars (well almost whisks you...you do have to walk up a flight of astro-turfed stairs) where you may enjoy a wide range of beverages (served in plastic cups). See beautiful views of...

• The King Kong Tower
• Obam-Biden Tower (Used to be some car company's building before the Gov't took them over)
• Bridges galore
• River Views
• The Osborn Estate
• The Un-United Nations Water-Park
  
• Pepsi Sign
• Long Island City Queens

Then re-enter the transporter to S&C's Kitchen & Entertainment Center...

• Dance to our extensive music collection in the lobby bar!
• Enjoy a hand-crafted cocktail in the Blue & Red lounge!
• Enjoy our Halls of Pop Art & Photography (limited edition prints of our exclusive photographer Hunter's worldwide adventure prints...please see bartender for pricing$$$$)
  
• Watch everything from Animated Feature Length adventures to Worldwide Foreign films of intrigue, romance & adventure!
• Play state of the art X-BOX 360 games!
• Play state of the art PSP games while watching movies!

Enjoy the culinary wonders of the S&C Kitchen! (sample menu below of what's in my fridge & cupboard)

• Hot Dogs with spicy-kraut
• Greek sausage salad roll-ups
• Bacon & Egg roll-ups
• Shrimp Nacho's
• Cucumber-Mint coolers
• Old school spicy pasta

These delights & drinks are not included in package price...which starts at only $250 PP!!! A bargain in this market. Bookings are limited & two week notice is HIGHLY recommended!

Off The Grid Survival

Caveat: For those of you on FACEBOOK, when the Apocalypse comes (looking like sooner rather then later lately) you're dead, so the website http://offgridsurvival.com/ isn't go to do you much good. It is a known fact that CYBERDYNE will be using FACEBOOK to target humanity primarily one of three(3) ways...

• MINI-NUKES- By launching the mini-nukes that Iran is producing right now in their "green" nuclear power plant in Qom. CYBERDYNE will use these in conjunction with google maps, FACKBOOK, Twitter & Hop-Stop to individually nuke you.
• SWINE-FLU- Swine Flu will morph into a Zombification delivery system that will target many of you (see above). It is being created by the Gov't & Eric Holder will be running the program. For those of you who think Cheney was evil...he's a girl scout compared to Holder.
• TERMINATORS - Yes, now that ACORN is being dismantled CYBERDYNE will convert ACORN employee's into cybernetic killing machines. For those not nuked or eaten...they are the clean up crew (she above the above)
  

Now, for those of you NOT on facebook & off the grid you do have a good chance to survive & for those who are not Dad/self taught MacGyver's this site http://offgridsurvival.com/ is essential. Just remember...when the shit hits the fan the Internet will be less then safe...so you need to actually read, remember, write it down on paper(have your niece & nephew draw stuff in crayon)etc...

Also for those who do come across the Zombie's...please remember a head shot is the only thing to kill it...blowing their knee's out work to slow them down if attacked by many...if you didn't know this or can't remember it you deserve to have what few brain cells you have in the first place eaten out of your skull...plus it will slow down the Zombie's trying to scape out your few brains while the rest of us escape to fight the good fight...