Thursday, February 4, 2010

Obama Invades Haiti!!!

Now for the record...the above statement is absolutely utterly ridiculous & ludicrous. However, shocking as may seem, today on my way home I walked by a group of protesters on 45th on the east side chanting "get the troops out of Haiti...end the occupation"! If I saw this while W was in office I would think they are completely insane & just chalked it up to these maniacs blame everything anywhere on him...so whatever...but to do this with Obama in office really makes me wonder just how crazy & deluded these people are. They seem to believe we took the opportunity of this disaster to send in troops to occupy Haiti. I'm not sure who's crazier...these loons or Danny Glover. He believes the US is responsible for global warming which in turn caused the earthquakes in Haiti. What's even scarier is that of the Lethal Weapon duo...he's the saner of the two!

Now of course there is another possibility here...though it's remote...that Obama is now in control of the Halliburton weather machine (the device Cheney used to flood New Orleans, set Cali on fire, & numerous tsunami's in the Pac-Rim). I find this unlikely since I'm guessing since Cheney owns Halliburon 100% & the weather machine is Halliburton manufactured I'm guessing he took this with him when he left the White House. But maybe just maybe Obama ordered him to leave it & Holder had the legal documentation & iron clad arguments to keep it. I could be wrong...but maybe this adds up & Obama used the weather machine to invade Haiti. The real question is why...did Exxon & Mobil find oil under or around Haiti...or is Haiti a launching point to attack Cuba or is the plan to turn Haiti into Guantanamo....?!?

Please note...the only facts listed above that are true are...the protest, what they were chanting, Danny Glover's rant & Obama is President.

Stay tuned for my fact filled disclosure on how Dubya was the "2nd" shooter on the grassy knoll...Cheney was his spotter just in case you were wondering...