Corporate Jet-Setting Phat Cats

    While defending his need to raise taxes and spend yet even more money on entitlement programs to raise the Debt Ceiling to save the economy so the country doesn't collapse on August 2nd (it's not), the Big O mentioned a few of the culprits that need to be taxed and a new sub breed of them...the dreaded Corporate Jet Owners. Who exactly are these evil CJO's? Are they the same guys on Wall St and throughout Corporate America that donated money to help get Obama elected? Are they the Wall Street fat cats that blew off his recent fundraising  dinner in New York? Are they the Studio Heads and Stars of Hollywood that give him money and use award events to bash prior Presidents while praising our current POTUS? What about the Hedge Fund guys that paid 10's of thousands for one of his recent dinners, do they count or are they off the hook because they are not part of a GE like corporation?

    How about when the First Lady jets off to Spain with her entourage...is she a Corporate Jet using Phat Cat? Is Ms Pelosi who racked up more mileage then any other Speaker of the House flying all over the place on our tax dimes a Phat Cat? What about when POTUS goes golfing, to fundraisers, photo opps with the WNBA is he a Phat Cat Corporate Jet user? Or do they not count because they are using Government property that is funded by taxes? What is really sad here is that all this will raise is a few billion that adds up to about half of 1 percent of the deficient. In other words, Big O needs to find another 200 of like places to tax to even things up. Maybe he should consider some other options to save the economy.

    There are many who fear that we might see riots like we have been seeing in Greece. While others say not likely, I think the opposite is true. Just how difficult do you think it would be to set up a protest with like riots and clashes with Police here? Greece in it's heyday was the worlds "Superpower". It was the Greeks who gave us Democracy and much of our culture. It was Greek Spartans who stood at Thermopylae and held off the Persians. The Greek Athenian Navy that then counter-attacked and routed  Xerxes forces at Salamis and then finished them off at Plataea (hmmm the West fighting off Persians...sound familiar fellow History buffs?). However, it is not the United States having to face the problems of the Greece of today that concern me. It is the Rome of yesterday that I fear we may become. Another Superpower of it's time, a society that lost it's core values and gorged on itself amid public spectacle (again, any of this sounding familiar?). Rome in the end fell as it spread itself to thin, became fat, happy and stupid and was conquered and crushed by Barbarian hordes. That seemed to work out pretty well for Mankind now didn't it (hint...the Middle Ages)?

    This country wasn't founded on a few hard working families while the rest sat waiting around for handouts. It was founded by people working together to create a better life for themselves and their children. We are not going to get out of this mess by over-taxing high achievers nor by enabling those who refuse to contribute to society. This country offers the potential to better yourself and move up from the circumstances one was born into. It does not guarantee a better easier life. It is a combination of hard work and yes some luck to live the American dream. It is something one must earn...no one is entitled to it.

    Big O might want to brush up on his history (classes he obviously skipped along with Economics) and keep in mind that the reason we decided to separate ourselves from Mother England was because we didn't want to be ruled by an unelected King who calmed Divine rights nor be taxed to death. Not to be repetitive...but any of this sounding familiar?

"Borghild Project" Nazi's Attempt to "Master Their Domain"

    File this one under, so bat-shit crazy it is likely true. While working on a book on the evolution of the Barbie Doll, Author Graeme Donald stumbled upon a secret Nazi project code-named "Borghild". As it turns out, the biggest problem the German Army was facing in Paris was not the loss of soldiers from enemy fire, but the loss of soldiers from STD's! Not only were the women of Paris "offering their services" to the invading Hun, but with not a whole lot of Frenchmen around to cater to their needs they were more then willing to sleep with the enemy...
   
    To solve this problem, some Nazi Super Scientist came up with the idea of equipping the soldiers with "dolls" to take care of their needs. Supposedly this was a failure since the soldiers were worried if captured...the embarrassment would kill them. I could not find any pictures to confirm this, and the claim is most were destroyed. However, the reason I believe this is that the Japanese some years ago came out with "companions" for their scientists who work in inhospitable areas with little to no human contact. For the record, the NY Post had an article on the Borghild Project in the paper today & I read about the Japanese project in either Wired or Playboy. Which kind of scares me...because if I'm finding about about this stuff in legitimate news sources...what the hell is out their in the "Underground" & "off the radar" sources?!?

High Line Phase II Photo Safari

    If you liked or as in my case absolutely loved the High Line Phase I, then you are really going to fall for phase II. Kudos to the team who put this together, they really knocked it out of the park, while building one up in the air. I'm going to tell the bulk of this story via photo's with just a quick briefing. The new park starts in the early 20's and currently ends at 30th (there are plans for a phase III). At 30th street you have Rainbow City, a balloon park that is not just for the kids (there is a Coolhaus truck and a Kelvin Slushee truck). From there you have the Highline Lot that is comprised of food trucks on one side, the Lot on Tap bar on the other and long wooden bench tables to sit down for lunch or a few cold brews.
  
    In the park I grabbed a Slushee from Kelvin. You choose from three base flavors and then add fresh fruit purees and/or herbs. I went with Spicy Ginger for the base and added White Peach puree and mint. It actually was as yummy as it sounds...I may be addicted. The Kimchi Taco's are what I call a "God Bless America" moment. Cooking styles and flavors from two cultures separated by thousands of miles and oceans come together with home grown American produce for a taste-bud sensation.

    The new section has a grass lawn to lie out, bleachers to chill out, and the Woodland Flyover for a stroll in between. It can get busy, so try to go early or off hours to enjoy it best. Of special note: while there are no Lions, Tigers or Bears stalking the park, there are many of the dreaded Digitalslraraus* about, both local and foreign.

*Someone with an SLR they have no idea how to use, sports a huge telephoto lens, stops every three seconds to take pictures and never ever looks at what's going on around them. OK, now time to enjoy my pics.

Best Williamsburg Restaurants

    When most New Yorkers are asked which is the best steak in the city, true carnivores and foodies answer Peter Luger's with a yeah, but it's actually in Brooklyn. That's kind of how I see Williamsburg, one of my favorite neighborhoods. It happens to be remarkably easy to get to and in many cases easier to get to then some neighborhoods in the city.

    I do bring this up because a friend who is a resident pointed out that most people only know what's by the L train and not the "real" places in the 'hood. Fine, for the most part guilty as charged. Getting called a B&T by someone from the Midwest who now lives Brooklyn, where I was born – priceless! The following places are a mix of places to check out to get you acquainted with Williamsburg if you're not and to check out if you have not done so already.

Peter Luger's - Best Steak House Restaurant in Williamsburg 
The aforementioned Peter Luger's is an institution. You go there for their Porterhouse, make sure you get a piece of their slab bacon (not sure if it's on the menu) and so good, a client/friend once ordered it for dessert. For dessert you get  the apple strudel with the slag (heaviest whipped cream ever. Put it in your coffee).

Fette Sau- Best BBQ Restaurant in Williamsburg
Need some BBQ, head over to Fette Sau. The menu varies daily and It's self serve Texas cafeteria style. Last time I had pulled pork, sausage and some sort of shank that was awesome. Now on the one hand their baked beans may have been the best I've had, but otherwise they need a better selection of sides. Problem is they have an amazing selection of bourbon which is why I didn't have ribs, they ran out and my friend and I got caught up trying the various Bourbons. Loved the Noah's Mill.

Fatty 'Cue - Best Asian Fusion BBQ in Williamsburg
You can't decide between all the Asian restaurants or BBQ no prob, you go to Fatty 'Cue. High end meats done up with Asian flavors. With whatever else you order, get the Beef Brisket in Bao with the works and the Heritage Park ribs. To drink it down get one of their shot, pickle back, can of beer Recession specials.

Khao Sarn & Sea Thai - Best Thai Restaurant in Williamsburg
When I first started coming here it was almost all Thai and Japanese places with a random Latin joint. For Thai I like the lunch specials at Khao Sarn which for $6 to $7 your main comes with a starter. Sea Thai Bistro has a like menu but it's a buck or two more. It is a much nicer bigger space with a koi pond and a Buddha. At night for this place cranks hip hop and gets a club like crowd, so if that's you're thing go for dinner. I prefer more of a Zen thing with my Thai.

Tacu Tacu & El Almacen - Best Latin Restaurant in Williamsburg
Now for Latin. Tacu Tacu is one of my favorites (actually a mix of Peruvian, Nuevo Latin, and Vietnamese). I love the ceviche's to start and for my main go with the Cau Cau del Marisco a combo of seafood cooked with mint or one of their Paella's (please note these are muy grande much like the space).

El Almacen is a bit more low key and has a nice backyard garden. To start I either go with one of their seafood taco's or a ceviche and I always seem to get the Entrana steak that comes served on a cross section of a tree with chimichurri sauce, salsa and a poblano puree. Dining companions have enjoyed a variety of main courses that they have always been happy with, but their Paella while tasty is very small...they use very little rice. So great for your girlfriend maintaining her yoga/Pilate honed physique...not quite as good for your 200 pound male cousin that thought a steak wasn't going to be filling enough.

Shocu and Surf Bar - Best After Dinner Drinks in Williamsburg
For an after dinner drink/liquid desert I like the flavored Shocu's and mixed drinks at Bozu (their menu of rolls and "bombs" looked good. I need to check it out). My must stop for at least one is the Surf Bar's frozen Mojito's – slushee's for adults. They load 'em up with mint and are delicious. Just don't drink them too fast or "brain freeze"! The place looks like it belongs on the beach. There's sand on the floor, boards on the ceiling and a backyard.

Best Restaurants in Williamsburg
Bozu: 296 Grand St., bet. Havemeyer & Roebling Sts.
El Almacen: 557 Driggs Ave., at N. 7th St.
Fatty 'Cue: 91 S. 6th St., bet. Berry St. & Bedford Ave.
Fette Sau: 354 Metropolitan Ave., bet. Roebling & Havemeyer Sts.
Khao Sarn: 311 Bedford Ave., at S. 2nd St.
Peter Luger's: 178 Broadway, near Driggs Ave.
Sea Thai Bistro: 114 N. 6th St., bet. Berry St. & Wythe Ave.
Surf Bar: 139 N. 6th St., bet. Berry St. & Bedford Ave.
Tacu Tacu: 134-6 N. 6th St., bet. Berry St. & Wythe Ave.