If you are a grossly overpaid Athlete, talentless Hip-Hop Star, inside trading Hedge Fund Manager or Trust-Fund baby (I believe that covers the target market) in the possession of a Brooklands, Azure or Arnage Bentley please return it immediately to your authorized Bentley dealer! The following models have been recalled* due to the deadly "Flying B" hood ornament that has been responsible for the impalement of handlers, groupies, gumar's & pedestrians crossing the street at a green light with right of way. Before one of the aforementioned gets impaled on your flying B for getting in your way on your way to the next party, meeting, game, awards ceremony please go to your nearest Bentley dealer to have your flying B retrofitted for a less dangerous hood ornament to ensure no-one mistakes your Bentley for anything other then a Bentley...oh the embarrassment if anyone thought you were in a Rolls Royce...the horror...the horror...
*For the record there is a recall in place for the above listed models due to the flying B hood ornament
