Off The Grid Survival

Caveat: For those of you on FACEBOOK, when the Apocalypse comes (looking like sooner rather then later lately) you're dead, so the website http://offgridsurvival.com/ isn't go to do you much good. It is a known fact that CYBERDYNE will be using FACEBOOK to target humanity primarily one of three(3) ways...

• MINI-NUKES- By launching the mini-nukes that Iran is producing right now in their "green" nuclear power plant in Qom. CYBERDYNE will use these in conjunction with google maps, FACKBOOK, Twitter & Hop-Stop to individually nuke you.
• SWINE-FLU- Swine Flu will morph into a Zombification delivery system that will target many of you (see above). It is being created by the Gov't & Eric Holder will be running the program. For those of you who think Cheney was evil...he's a girl scout compared to Holder.
• TERMINATORS - Yes, now that ACORN is being dismantled CYBERDYNE will convert ACORN employee's into cybernetic killing machines. For those not nuked or eaten...they are the clean up crew (she above the above)
  

Now, for those of you NOT on facebook & off the grid you do have a good chance to survive & for those who are not Dad/self taught MacGyver's this site http://offgridsurvival.com/ is essential. Just remember...when the shit hits the fan the Internet will be less then safe...so you need to actually read, remember, write it down on paper(have your niece & nephew draw stuff in crayon)etc...

Also for those who do come across the Zombie's...please remember a head shot is the only thing to kill it...blowing their knee's out work to slow them down if attacked by many...if you didn't know this or can't remember it you deserve to have what few brain cells you have in the first place eaten out of your skull...plus it will slow down the Zombie's trying to scape out your few brains while the rest of us escape to fight the good fight...