He's Just Not That Into You...

Well...I think at this point in time it's safe to say that "he's just not that into you". You tried...you reached out your unclenched hand in friendship to him...& he ignored it, slapped it away & spit on it...because he quite simply just isn't that into you...You're just not his type. You see...he just sees another American...the fact that you may not be another old white guy with gray doesn't matter to him...he doesn't care that you're the first African-American president. Doesn't care about your multi-cultural background or history...he just sees another American President. His background was most likely nothing like yours...I doubt he spent much time on an Island Paradise being raised by loving Grandparents or went to a top school in the must multi-cultural & greatest city on Earth. He just doesn't get you...nor does he want to. You see he is the puppet for a Theocracy & they need an evil to keep the masses under control(in all fairness...not the only ones who have done this to various levels & degrees). We represent their greatest fears (again referring to the current govt...not the people...they are dying in the streets fighting to finally overthrow the current leadership) & they need as as their "Devil" or Great Satan as they like to call us. He needs you, your predecessor, & your successor as his enemy to thrive...as a friend you weaken him & his masters.

Now...if you're upset he doesn't like you...you really are not going to like the fact that he must hate your wife. Don't take it personally...it's not just her...I'm sure he hates Laura, Hillary, Condi, & Sarah. He hates them because he is outright terrified of them. Because whether you are a fan of the current First Lady, her predecessors, & the other women mentioned they all share certain things in common such as that they are all strong, intelligent, & successful women(again you may not like all named but if you think any of then are weak, stupid, & unsuccessful...then you are an idiot & do not understand the definition of the words used to describe them). Between the First Lady being a success in her own right & the guns hanging off her shoulders & the success of the former Governor of Alaska & her ability to shoot a rifle...they must shake in their seats out of abject fear & most likely excitement as well that makes them feel "funny" in their nether regions. And the last thing they want is a country full of women like them much less someone who came from the outside to be voted into the ultimate seat of power like you did. Do you get it now...he's just not that into you...

So...you need to find a new strategy. Playing nice isn't going to work. That doesn't mean you need to go right in with a Military solution but if you cannot come on strong & get our "other" friends to play nice & use sanctions...you will need to do something. A good start may be speaking up for the Neda's http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,528441,00.html of Iran. The people shout your name in their streets & their leaders accuse you of being the problem even when you don't speak up. So start using your oratory skills & show their people that we back them. Then maybe some of the European leaders will & maybe this will eventually put the pressure on them to change their ways. Otherwise it's either a series of air strikes now(I don't think there is a chance of the Israeli's not hitting their reactors this year with a US "green light" backed by US & UK intelligence & possibly AFSOC & SAS support)...or the loss of a city(ies) later followed by a less then pleasant option...either way...deal with the fact that Ahmadinejad is just not that into you...