Sunday, May 15, 2011

Bin Laden Bin Spanking

    Birds do it, Monkey's and dolphins do it, the bee's do it, we do it...why should it surprise anyone that Bin did it...? It has come to light that among the various intelligence gathered at the compound of the former mastermind...current fish feces leader of Al Qaeda was quite a bit of "Adult Entertainment"...Cinema of the Erotica"...Porn.

    Now the question is what was the former leader of Al Qaeda, his sons and guards doing with such material? Islam which is the religion which Al Qaeda "claims" to practice...(but at this point who but the uneducated & illiterate really believe that Al Qaeda has anything to really do with the religion of Islam in the first place?) according to Wikipedia forbids it (as do the various flavors of  Christianity & Taoism...however if you are Hindu, Buddhist, Jewish or Wiccan...enjoy yourself).

     Were they just doing "research" on the decadence of the West and was this just in the same pile as Sports, Alcoholic beverages, Woman's Wear & Pork Products? Were they in-bedding messages in Porn to send out orders (I didn't come up with this...the CIA did) since Porn makes up such a high % of Internet use? Did they capture it during their raids on Pakistani troops? I think not. While Bin Laden may have had 4 wives to take care of his "needs" and a "guest house" in the back of his compound for them I'm guessing he also had 4X the problems and headaches and needed some "alone" time to relieve all the stress one gets from being a "holy warrior". Just like the Saudis who preach Wahabbism and are yet the biggest hypocrites on the planet Bin and his Al Qaeda boys are just as bad. So the real question is (now that we know they were spending their days pleasuring themselves in between planning mass murder)... what did they call it?

     What will the followers of Bin call it now that they see he did it? I'm guessing Beating the Bishop, bopping the Baloney, etc are not going to work amongst his followers. So I'm guessing maybe the following will...


  • Binning the Laden
  • Abbottabadding
  • Al Jizzering
  • Grappling the Goat
  • Mangling the Martyr

     Feel free to vote on these or add your own in comments:)

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