Bang...Zoom...to the Moon!

I think I may just have to come with a solution to Gitmo that will make Conservatives, Liberals, our friends around the world, & even the "current inhabitants" of Gitmo happy ...we send them to the moon! Now this may sound like crazy talk...but it's not. In the lovely Marius Hills there is a lunar lava tube that is 260 feet deep(amazing views from rooftop terrace!) & 213 feet wide(cute & cozy minimalist space) http://www.cnn.com/2010/TECH/space/01/01/moon.lava.hole/index.html . Now if this is where we are planning to put our scientists to study the moon...it should be good enough for those at Camp Gitmo(3 meals a day, unlimited Tang, free shelter, freedom to practice religion, grav-free exercise, free healthcare, etc..). Now we can close Camp Gitmo to please the Liberals, appease the Europeans(always works out great...WWI, WW2, Bos-serb, etc) be acceptable to Conservatives, & the "inhabitants" of Gitmo should be satisfied with the opportunity to get closer to God/Allah. It's a win-win for all!