Where was America's voice & greatest genius of our generation (no not Big O, the real one Kanye) while Qaddafi was ranting & raving for 75 minutes of overtime from the 15 he was allowed to rant?!? I mean Kanye has a special & unique skill set...he just needs to learn where & when to use it. Below are some of the highlights of Little Q's rant. It came from the CS Monitor but I looked at a bunch of other sources & they all said the same thing. My comments are in parenthesis...enjoy!
1. ‘Our son’ Obama
Qaddafi extended his congratulations to “our son Obama” on the occasion of his first speech at UN.
“Obama is a glimpse in the darkness after four or eight years,” Qaddafi said. “We are content and happy if Obama can stay forever as president of the United States.” (one can only hope we adopt Venezuela's true model of Democracy)
2. UN Security Council Terror Council
“We are not committed to obeying or adhering to resolutions by the Security Council in its composition right now,” Qaddafi said. “It should not be called the Security Council, it should be called the ‘terror council.’ ” (Kind of has a point here...the SC are also the world's largest Arms dealers)
3. Swine Flu: The capitalists made it
“The swine virus may have gotten out in the open after escaping from a laboratory. It may have been put together in a lab by the military…. We do sometimes make viruses in a laboratory and then they make viruses for capitalist companies who will make vaccinations and make money.” (most likely the same team that put together AIDS)
4. Iraq war the ‘mother of all evils’
“Sixty-five aggressive wars took place without any collective action by the United Nations to prevent them,” Qaddafi said. He noted the Iraq war, in particular, as being “the mother of all evils.” (I thought it was the Mother of ALL wars?!?)
5. JFK killed because he wanted to investigate Israelis
“Why did this Israeli kill the killer of Jack Kennedy?” Qaddafi asked, after noting that Jack Ruby, “an Israeli,” killed Kennedy’s assassin, Lee Harvey Oswald. “The whole world should know that Kennedy wanted to investigate the nuclear reactor of the Israeli demon,” Qaddafi said. (Like who didn't know this already...old news)
Qaddafi also called for a reinvestigation into the assassination of the Martin Luther King Jr. “His killing was a plot, and we should know why he was killed and who killed him,” Qaddafi said. (thought we solved this one...)
6. UN should relocate to Libya
“You will thank me for not having to travel for 20 hours to this place.” ( I strongly agree. We tear down the building & turn the space into a water park !!!)
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