Wednesday, June 8, 2011

A. Weiner Rises...With Certitude

    For those of you wondering why A. Weiner has not stepped down and resigned...it's quite simple. He doesn't believe that he has done anything wrong and that what he did do has noting to do with the job he was elected for. Which I have to admit I do truly find in a bizarre way fascinating. He really believes that he will get away with texting/twittering/phone sexing women while he is married and not only keep his job...but take the next step on his way to the Presidency of the United States as the next Mayor of New York. I think he sees a Bill Clinton that got away with an affair...so this is nothing. Well, while I'm not exactly a big fan of Slick Willy...however, he is a very canny politician who had an incredible machine behind him. A Weiner is a Congressman in a district in a state and doesn't quite have a Clinton machine.

    The real question is was all of this done via "mobile devices" or has he been with any of these women. I don't think this story has fully run it's course yet & I'm curious to see what else comes out. Keep in  mind...it started as an underwear pic and has escalated to multiple pics (possibly of A.Weiner in state of excitement) to multiple women, phone sex, text sex, and advising a Porn Star on how to handle the media and possibly offering his "staff" (no pun intended here) to support her...which I believe is illegal.

    If he didn't...then what exactly what was he thinking about doing this as a married man...or for that manner any guy. I'm guessing that A Weiner figured out a while ago that he may need to not only rely on his looks...but possibly his charming personality and brains. He may have noticed that the way women looked at him in college vs the way he gets viewed as a Congressman. He may have come to learn that Kissinger was right "Power is the Ultimate Aphrodisiac". Is he really that much of an insecure narcissist that he needed the adoration of these women via a mobile device? With a wife that travels a lot could he not take matters into his "own hand(s)" with past memories or a stimulating movie? Did he really need to take pics of himself next to two cats and use that as a come on?

    I'm worried sometimes when I send out an e-mail that has no pics and nothing major on it...what part of texting and e-mailing creating a personal record eludes A. Weiner, A Tiger, & C. Lee? Do they really believe that they are beyond the law and common decency? Do they have no respect for themselves...their families, their friends? I'm not going to presume to judge them on their morals. Who among else is such an angel. However...showing some common sense is something else. Knocking up your maid...maybe a bad idea. Using campaign money to pay for your bastards support...maybe that might come up...and is illegal. Offering your "staff" to a entertainer and talking and texting from your office doing work hours...maybe not the brightest idea? Going to the same "escort" at the same "establishment"....maybe there could be records?

    If A. Weiner had a sherd of decency or respect for anyone at all he would have resigned. One thing that I also find very troubling is that he has not been ordered to step down by his party. Both sides of the aisle are guilty of like stupid acts. When Mr Lee put up pics of himself on Craig's flexing his upper body he resigned immediately. Why is Pelosi not making him step down? Why is she going to spend tax payer dollars on an investigation that will take months and go nowhere!?!

    Again I could care less that he was texting pics of himself like an idiot. I do care that he is an elected official that is a blatant untrustworthy classless liar. Not who I want representing me or you for that matter. But hey...don't cry for A. Weiner...he'll be fine. Once he loses his job he will reach out to his contacts in the "entertainment" industry make a straight to DVD movie likely titled "A.Weiner Rises" and then get his own Reality show...after he is the next Bachelor and rocks out on the Jersey Show on MTV this summer...

Game of Throngs: The Sport of Queens

Throngs...(A large, densely packed crowd of people or animals: "he pushed his way through the throng") not thongs, so get your head out of the gutter or these ladies will slap you silly! They say that three times is the charm and this past Saturday night was my third "experience" with Ladies Roller Derby. The first was watching Kansas City Bombers starring the one and only Raquel Welch as a kid. The second was meeting a girl working at a gin tasting that was in a league in another state.

    The game takes place on a basketball-sized court where the players have to skate (on old school roller skates) around and around a pretty tight track. They go by names like Suzy Hotrod, Hyper Lynch, Bimbo Slice and Fisti Cuffs. From what I could figure out two players race each other, which in roller derby means they need to break through the rest of the opposing team trying to block them. Once they make it around once a ref follows them over a two-minute period to make as many rounds as they can while being blocked, hip-checked, pushed, pulled, etc.

    The game is split into two halves (there is a halftime show believe it or not – Swing Dancers). The first was kinda slow and it wasn't as aggressive as I expected (wanted). The second half was another story. The home team Manhattan Mayhem was down and came out swinging against the Queens of Pain. Alas it was to be the Queens night.

    Now one of the best parts of this event as you may imagine was the crowd. It varied from the fans, friends & lovers of the players to their families that included kids and gentlemen with Roller Derby Dad t-shirts. As tattooed as the players were the crowd was a bit more. They were rather colorful as well personality wise i.e. shouting out at one point to the Queens of Pain "Get back on the 7!!!" They really seemed into it and my friends and I got caught up in it when it picked up the second half. Make no mistake. These ladies are athletes and good ones. Suzy Hotrod was a standout and would give most men a run for their money if not an outright beating on most fields of play. For something different and fun check out the upcoming schedule on the Gotham Girls website.

    Of special note, do not show up at the event "heavy." You have to go through metal detectors and a slew of well-armed officers. Not for nothing, but who goes to see Ladies Roller Derby "heavy" in the first place?

Manhattan Mayhem plays at the Hunter College Sport Complex on 68th St. and Lexington Ave.

Ninh's Banh Mi: Not Far From Me...

    Before I get into my review of Ninh's let me start by telling a brief story to put this into perspective. Some years back when I first got into Port I learned from some Australian business contacts that Penfolds made a great port but in very limited quantities and likely not available here. I looked around and couldn't find it. A good friend of mine was going to Oz to visit a mutual friend and said he would bring me back a bottle. When he came back he had a bottle of Port but not the Penfold's Grandfather. He couldn't find it anywhere in Sydney.

    To make a long story short, not long afterward I went to one of my local liquor stores (Windsor Wine Shop 474 3rd Ave) to pick up some wine. While looking around...up on top of the top shelf above the port were a few bottles of the Penfold's Grandfather port. Turns out the owner has been carrying wines from Oz for a while...so every now and then his distributor gives him something special.

    I love Bahn Mi and was psyched that a shop finally opened up in the culture-less toxic blighted hood of Kips Bay (a poor man's Murray Hill)*  Ninh's like many is a tiny small front with a few tables that makes a really fresh great Bahn Mi. I went with their classic version which is comprised of Vietnamese ham, pate, and ground pork (all sandwiches have daikon, carrots, mayo, cucumber and cilantro). They have a number of version including grilled pork, beef, curry chicken and a couple of veggie friendly versions all for only $6.50.

    Ninh''s has a few sides and a couple of salads. I went with the shrimp summer rolls (3 for $5). They to were very good, really fresh and came with a tasty peanut dipping sauce. I'm not a bubble tea guy...so I can't comment on them...though they do come in a number of flavors. I do need to try their Vietnamese coffee.

    Now...why you may be asking yourself did I start with the Port from Oz story? I was recently in Vietnam in Saigon the business capital and the major beach towns of Mui Ne and Nha Trang and I didn't see a whole lot of what we think of as Banh Mi. First it turns out that it simply means sandwich in Vietnamese and second the few times I saw them it was just spam with carrot and possibly daikon on a french bread. So after looking all over Vietnam for Bahn Mi...turns out one of the better ones is right in my very own backyard.

*see previous pieces on the subject and yes...I'm being somewhat sarcastic...

Ninh's Vietnamese Sandwiches and Bubble Tea is located at 577 2nd (Btwn 31st and 32nd St)

Sunday, June 5, 2011

X-Chix: Nazi Hunter Review

    This is the "sleeper" hit of the summer. While I used a cheesy B movie title to get your attention...make no mistake, X-Men: First Class is a grade A 4 star (yes out of 4) movie. Why? Quite simply because it has the 4 components of any great movie regardless of the genre...

  • Great Story
  • Great Script
  • Great Acting
  • Great Cast

    There is no 3-D here and while there is CGI it is used to enhance the story and action scenes not make-up for a lack of them. The key that makes this work so well is the great job on character development and how they interact with each other.

     The story at its core is what the comics were all about originally...not spandex and BAP...WHAM...POW...but about being different, being a minority, being judged by how you look..or sound or dress vs what is inside and who you are. Man's fear of those perceived as different from oneself, the stupidity and ignorance of prejudice and the horrors and atrocities that man has committed against his fellow man and continues to do so . It's about what makes us who we are. What makes what could have been good people bad...and why do those who could have easily gone bad stay good? The responsibility of power, it's abuse and ramifications. How sometimes we hurt the ones we love while not meaning to. OK...now that we've gone deep...so to speak, now let's get on with the fun...

     When I read that Vaughn...Matthew Vaughn who did Layer Cake (awesome Brit gangster flick that was blatantly if not intently Daniel Craig's audition to play Bond) was doing the next X-Men flick and setting it in the 60's...I was psyched because there was no doubt that he was a going to do a Bond/Avengers (Ms Peel not Marvel) take on this...which is exactly what he did. What I didn't anticipate was how well he knew some of the characters back stories (NERD ALERT: he does use artistic license...so don't freak out that everything is not exactly like in the comics) and making a young Lehnsherr...Erik Lehnsherr*(Magneto) a Nazi Hunter was pure genius. Make no mistake...this movie is Michael Fassbender's audition to play Bond when Craig has had enough (I'm a Bond fanatic and he passed with flying colors). Thus, the Nazi Hunter comment. This is a major component of the story and Bond fans and those who love the perverse joy in killing histories most despicable villains....Nazi's will rejoice.

    In regards to the X-Chix...good luck in finding a more beautiful and talented cast. January Jones of Mad Men nailed the Emma Frost role. She looks like a Playboy fantasy version of Grace Kelly with boobs in white leather as a Bond Girl. Jennifer Lawrence of (Winters Bone who is only 20 and already almost won an Oscar) is Blue Skinned Shape changing mystique. Beautiful in disguise...but deeply troubled by her true appearance, Zoe Kravitz plays an angel with a dark side while Rose McGowen here plays Moira MacTaggert (in the comics she is a geneticist) the CIA agent that enlists Xavier's help when she stumbles onto mutants on a mission using her "assets" in a scene right out of a 60's spy flick. The boys here include Beast, Havok, and Darwin led by a young Professor Xavier. The baddies Azazel and Riptide are led by Sebastian Shaw (think super-powered Bond baddie). If you don't know them from the comics yo will learn all about them in the movie...we try to maintain being SPOILER FREE here...

   The story centers on why Magneto became a villain while Xavier choose the path of good. From the death camps of the Nazi's to the Cuban Missile Crisis we see how these me were shaped by forces both beyond and in their control. There are plenty of great action scenes and some good humour as well. There are 2 great cameo's and at least 5 great origins explained. Make no mistake...the rest of this Summer's supposed blockbusters have their work cut out for them...if not only all Super-Hero..but all movies were this good...you wouldn't mind paying $10+ to see a flick in the theater...

*As a kid from what I remember Magneto's origin was that he was a Holocaust survivor but a gypsy. It was later on and now that they are really exploring his back story as a Jewish child whose Father was a proud German who served Germany in WWI and was a hero. A man  that could not believe that the Nazi party would rise and go on to build the camps and try to wipe out a people. It was in the camps as a Sonderkommando (google it) that he lost his faith in man and his powers manifested.

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Best Beach Gear/Wear for @ and Apres Beach

    Memorial Day kicks into gear COB this Friday, Summer arrives on June 21st and the World is actually going to end on October 21st (May 21st was just the Rapture). Taking all 3 of these hard empirical facts into account...this is going to be your best Summer ever (or just your last)!

    Thus you are going to want to take as many day trips to Long Beach/Rockaways, weekends at your favorite Shore, finally take those long weekends to Cartagena/Reykjavik/Toronto and of course that dream vacation sailing the Adriatic, a Surf Safari in Bali or Biaritz and that Romantic getaway in the south of France, Italy or Spain. To help you look great and go out in style (read that as you please) pretty much everything you need to play in the water or just work on your tan is here...

     To get you where you're going whether it's hoofing to Penn Station or heading to the Airport for your Beach adventure you need what I call "Adventure Shoes". You may know them as Hiking Shoes,Trail Runners, etc.... Get a light-weight breathable pair with a rugged sole that will put your gym sneakers to shame. Bring out your inner Gladiator with a pair of Sport Sandals (I like Teva's)...I've been wearing them for years and swear by them or try the new 5 finger shoes...which I have yet to try on...so not sure if brilliant or insane. EMS carries all of them. Once you get to where your going throw on a pair of Flip-flops to hit the shore. Scoop carries Brazil's must have footwear Haviana's or check out the selection from Cali at Rainbow Sandals.

    You can get your board shorts at the various surf shops mentioned below but for something a bit more upscale while on vacation in the South of France, on the Adriatic, out East or simply by your friends rooftop or backyard pool you can pick up both great solids and graphics from Villebrequin. They are made out of sail-cloth and these suits while pricey fit great and last. The back pocket also comes equipped with a water-proof plastic wallet for your ID, AMEX and cash. Scoop carries Orlebar Brown which are cut like tailored shorts with adjustable side tabs in basic solid colors that will take you from the beach to town and back. They also carry the well cut Sun Deck line out of Cali. Cargo Shorts for all I'm concerned never go out of style and are essential guy-wear for the summer. You're a guy...you like stuff...you need to get to it. My favorites are from Polo and Quicksilver.

    Oh no...where is my stuff ( like this never happened to you)??? You don't want to forget where you decamped...but you got caught up playing in the waves. For your beach towel go large and in charge and pick up one of the great bold prints at Pull- In or go bright and plush with one from Villebrequin.

    You hit the surf early or late or maybe the wind just picked up and you're feeling a bit more chill they you like. Throw on a Hoody to warm you up. Better yet give it to your better half to keep her warm and show you care (also makes a good pillow to rest ones head). Check out the fleece or cotton versions at Patagonia or the cotton/wool ones at Saturdays. Judging by how much precipitation we've been getting so far this year...you may want a breathable gore-tex Rain Jacket just in case it rains on your parade.  Patagonia makes great ones and EMS carries a very good selection from Marmot (the Precip), North Face, as well as their own line.

    Cheap sunglasses do not protect your eyes nor make you look quite as cool as you would like to think. I like Oakley's for the beach and water-sports. Oliver Peoples and Persol are my choice for going out and about apres beach. You can get them as well as a number of other high quality brands at  ILORI.

    Before a day in the water or just baking in the sun you need Sun Tan lotion not oil (unless you are treating your skin like leather so it will look that way) Afterwards I always apply Aloe Vera (keep it in the fridge). Ricky's caries a number of lotions (SPF means how long it lasts...not how strong it is) and the Panama Jack line of Aloe Vera. I use the green but if you burn easy go for their blue. Saturdays carries the Zinka Noseguard line. I get what I call Rudolph nose and this stuff works great. Plus Zinka comes in bright colors to rock that surf warrior look or just amuse the kids...

    To carry my "stuff" to the beach I just picked up a new backpack by Dakine at Billabong. It's roomy, has a sleeve for your laptop/"tablet" a cold pack section for sandwich/beverages and pockets on the side for beverages. EMS has a full range of backpacks and camping gear for when you need to get back to nature. Patagonia's new Black Hole duffel bags are for that upcoming surf safari and for your trip to far flung lands. Tumi has the best built 2 wheeled carry-on size luggage bags (just please note, though while even in "expand" mode it is the approved size...weight is also a factor...keep that in mind...if it's too heavy...it's no longer carry-on...I found out the hard way on a business trip to London to meet with Bear Sterns. The rest is history...)

    For Surfing you can get Long boards to hang ten and short boards for cut-backs at Patagonia,Quicksilver, and Saturdays. Wet-suits for when it's brrrrr at Quicksilver and Saturdays, and Rash Guards so you don't tear up your chest or burn your back. are available in a number of styles at Patagonia, Quicksilver and Billabong. Need a break from the beach but still want to hit the water for a simple change or not so easy challenge? You can find Kayaks and all the required gear at EMS.

    Ok...you have had enough sun for the day and you already hit happy hour (right off the beach in your cargo's and t-shirt. Ladies if you are reading this, this especially applies to you. You look so beautiful right off the beach...don't ruin it by doing your hair, your make-up and getting overdressed...please) for your night out on the town in NYC, out East, a city by the sea like Biaritz, a Greek Isle or what was a quaint fishing village before it became the next best place...

     Linen Shirts and pants are the way to go to both look and feel cool. For my shirts I'm a big fan of Villebrequin's. Good luck trying to choose between all their beautiful choices in blue. John Varvatos has beautiful button downed long sleeves and t-shirts in muted colors. For Linen pants again you have John Varvatos who does his as both trousers and jeans and of course Polo does great linen pants as well as shirts.

    As much as I love my cargo's...there is a time and place for everything...at night pull on a nice pair of Tailored Shorts. My current favorites are Save Khaki's that come in a number of muted colors and Polo for something in madras or more colorful.

    The Breton Striped Sailor Shirt with it's wide cut neck is a classic that has been around for quite a while and happens to be in vogue this season...(if that matters to you). APC does a beautiful version in long and short sleeve. I like their red striped version. J Crew carries their own as well as those from Saint James of Normandy, France.

    I don't have a whole lot of white in my wardrobe but I do like White jeans during the summer and I'm not quite sure why Grey jeans have not always been with us. When it comes to jeans I'm primarily thought not exclusively a Levi's guy. John Varvatos jeans are great as well (just keep in mind they cut the legs on the long side). If you need something trendier Scoop will likely have what you are looking for. Rock a linen shirt with your white jeans when you're out for dinner or a stroll along the beach with your girl and throw a t-shirt on with your grey jeans when you're hitting a ball park or sea-side dive bar with your boys.

    For when there is a chill in the air...pull on a lightweight cashmere V-Neck Sweater. Polo and Villebreqin do some of the best fit, color and quality wise. You will pay for it, but they will last, never go out of style, look great and better yet feel great to her touch.

    Boat shoes are for perfect for slipping on for happy hour, a walk around town, a nice quiet dinner or even a BBQ. Palmer Trading Company and J Crew both carry a great selection as well as moccasins and camp boots for when your shore is by a lake or river.

    As an added bonus, for while you are working on your tan or plane/train/busing to your destination here are some great Summer reads...

The Wave(Rogue Waves) and Devils Teeth (Great Whites) by Susan Casey
Sex on the Moon and Ugly Americans by Ben Mezrich
Carte Blanche by Jefferey Deaver...You know his name...(007's latest)
Godfather of Kathmandu...(Bangkok Crime Noir) by ....John Burdett
Nuclear Jellyfish (the entire ultimate anti-protagonist Serge Storms series) by Tom Dorsey
In Search of Captain Zero by Alan Weisbecker
Dawn Patrol by Don Winslow (Surf Noir) and the  upcoming sequel Gentleman's hour
Jaws by Peter Benchley  and the Deep
The Tiger by John Vailiant - Now that your too scared to go in the ocean...this will keep you out of the forest
Jennifer Government by Max Berry  (while not about the beach...since this is the Shopping section...consumerism being co-opted by the govt gone mad)


    Special Xtra Bonus...Either you are too fried to go out, just chilling before you do...or too lazy to read/need a break while traveling... check out these great Surf Movies on your Blu-Ray, Net-Flix, or downloaded on your I-whatever

Riding Giants - Traces the history of Big Wave surf-riding from Greg Knoll to today's Laird Hamilton
Step into Liquid - Surfing as an allegory on life
Point Break - "Look at it! It's a once in a lifetime opportunity, man! Let me go out there and let me get one wave"
Blue Crush - Yes it's a chick flick...but the surf scenes and the surf lessons are dead on...
Apocalypse Now - "You can either surf, or you can fight!" Need I say more?
Forgetting Sarah Marshall - The surf lessens with Koonu..." If you get bitten by a shark, you're not just gonna give up surfing, are you? "
Jaws - After you've read it of course
The Deep...ditto
James Bond - Thunderball for underwater battle, Dr No & Die Another Day for Honey and Jinx rising out of the water...and Casino Royale for Craig revitalizing the franchise and for the tongue in cheek take for the ladies of Craig pulling the rising from the depths goddess move...




APC is located at 131 Mercer St
Billabong is located at 597 Broadway
EMS is located at 530 Broadway (Spring & Broadway)
ILORI is located at 138 Spring Street
J.Crew is located at is located at 484 Broadway,
John Varvatos is located at 122 Spring Street
Levi's is located at 536 Broadway
Oakley is located at 113 Prince Street
Patagonia  is located at 101 Wooster Street
Palmer Trading Company 137 Sullivan Street
Polo is located at 109 Prince Street
Pull-In is located at 252 Elizabeth Street (new location opening at 259 Bowery)
Quicksilver is located at 109 Spring Street
Rainbow Sandals is located at 245 Elizabeth Street

Ricky's is located at 590 Broadway
Saturdays is located at 31 Crosby Street
Save Khaki is located at 327 Lafayette Street

Scoop is located at 473 Broadway
Tumi is located at 102 Prince Street
Villebrequin is located at 436 W Broadway

Monday, May 23, 2011

Mad Men Season 6 1967 Episode 1: Borders

I have always been a big believer that actions speak louder the words. However, to ignore the power of words...written or spoken would be rather foolish. It is often words that lead to actions. In President Obama's recent speech on the Middle East...we see that he seems to have learned the hard way that placating and apologizing to the Dictators, Mullah's, Maniac's, and two faced liars running the various failed states was getting no one anywhere. He for the most part gave the speech he should have given back in Cairo vs the one he delivered apologizing for all the West's transgressions against the Mid-East. Not for nothing...but that speech is for Price William of the UK or Sarkozy of France to give. The Crusaders were primarily English and French Knights...not American Indians.

The thing is for all the good he said, what everyone seems to remember is the comment he made on the 67 Borders. Not what he said about the Syrians, Egyptians, Iranians or even how he acknowledged the progress in Iraq ( I can't wait for W and O to take the show on the road like Bush Sr and Clinton have done ie Disaster Relief, National Institute for Civil Discourse ). I just don't know sometimes when he makes like comments does he really get what he's saying or just doesn't get how others perceive it...

"The United States believes that negotiations should result in two states, with permanent Palestinian borders with Israel, Jordan, and Egypt, and permanent Israeli borders with Palestine. The borders of Israel and Palestine should be based on the 1967 lines with mutually agreed swaps, so that secure and recognized borders are established for both states."

The Israeli's lit on fire over it saying no way...they would be unable to defend themselves. The Palestinians are grumbling that they are not going to  acknowledge a State of Israel. First off let's look at some hard facts. Not one of the three areas in question were "Palestinian". Gaza was Egyptian, the West Bank Jordanian, and the Golan Heights Syrian. Take a look at a map and see if you see any potential issues with this. In my own personal opinion I would either give Gaza to the Egyptians and they can decide what they want to do...but will be wholly responsible for security and be ready to face the penalties of what may come if they don't or turn it over to Israel. The West Bank and possibly some settlements to create the Palestinian State...which I do believe should be created (if for no other reason it will force their security forces to contain the maniacs or face war as a repercussion of their actions) As for the Golan Heights I would tell the Syrians to go F themselves.

    The reason Israel has possession of the three aforementioned chunks of land is because those three countries attacked Israel unprovoked in 1967 (Six Day War)and got their asses handed to them by the Israeli Air Force, Armor (led by a young Ariel Sharon) and Paratroopers. The land was taken for security concerns, not oil, diamonds, gas, trees...for security from attack on their civilian population. These same wonderful peaceful neighbors attacked again in 1973 (Yom Kipper War) on the highest holy day in the Jewish religion. To put it in perspective it would be like attacking the Vatican on Christmas Eve.

In regards to the Palestinians, the only way to peace is for the moderates to gain control over the maniacs and deal with the fact that Israel is not going away and that not everyone is going to get their hill and olive tree back. If they would get it through their heads that the Israeli's treat them better then the Egyptians, Jordanians, Syrians etc...and that if they became peaceful neighbors their children would be going to school with Israeli's, working in Hospitals together instead of sending each other to the hospital, and gaining employment for their youth everyone would be better off.

There will have to be compromise made by both sides. However compromise works when both sides feel they accomplished something and walk away with some of what they wanted. Not when one side kills innocent civilians and then throws candy in the air to celebrate the death of their neighbors children and the martyrdom of their own.