Dudette...where's my 89th Air Wings Boeing 737?!?

Whatever happened to "practice what you preach" & leading by example?!? Maybe...just maybe if we followed these simple basic principles we wouldn't be in the mess we are in. Regardless the great leaders of the world both elected & not have descended upon Denmark to save us all (or at least one poor little Dutch girl being attacked by ever form of extreme weather simultaneously...I guess her brother Hans Brinker's fingers are stuck in the wall so he couldn't get to her) from total & imminent disaster. Oh my!!! Will this lead to the 4th+ Ice Age & then on to the 6th+ major extinction?!? I have an idea to help solve "Climate Change". I'm nowhere near as mensa-level intelligent as many of the geniuses that gathered in Copenhagen but let me throw it out there...

Let's put an end to these summits until our great leaders figure out a way to do it without flying on Military (yes you Nancy) & private aircraft that burn loads of oil while polluting the skies, getting driven around in gas guzzling carbon emission spewing Limousines from their grand "carbon footprinted"suites & eating gourmet food shipped, flown, driven in from all over the world. My radical suggestions are below

• Fly commercial in economy(P.S. don't call stewardesses bI-atches...yes you Schumer)
  
• Use shuttle van service
• Stay in a standard size room
• Eat locally sourced & produced food(drink water...non-bottled)
  
• Stop burning hundreds of $$$$$$millions$$$$$$ in taxpayer dollars when we are in a recession
• Have Mugabe present his speech from his leopard skinned gold plated throne room using PowerPoint
  
• Fund America's Da Vinci the one & only Al Gore to create & develop new technologies where people can communicate from afar using both voice & video in radical new ways( Yes they already exist...but so did the Internet & Ice Ages before he "discovered"them & gave us world peace).
• Have some real plans & ideas that might actually work
  

Again my ideas are very radical & to even fantasise, perchance to dream that our Solomon like world leaders (much less the elected ones) would subjugate themselves to such grueling & inhuman conditions just to save Gaia(mother-earth) or Hans sister is just crazy talk...but if they don't...