Steve & Churchill's Adventure Playland

Please note: this genius business idea to generate additional revenues came from a request as to what to do for a special occasion from a friend/relative whose name shall be keep secret to protect the guilty. Please keep your eyes out for my upcoming blog/business idea "The Dating Planner"

Why go to D&B with all the other un-original & boring sheep when you can go to STEVE & CHURCHILL's ADVENTURE PLAYLAND!!! Our couples without a clue package includes...(please contact for our vast assortment of packages...custom packages available upon request)

A walk in our romantic Sculpture Garden...followed by...

A walk in our Art Deco lobby...which leads to our magical transportation system that whisks you up to our beautiful open Roof to the Stars (well almost whisks you...you do have to walk up a flight of astro-turfed stairs) where you may enjoy a wide range of beverages (served in plastic cups). See beautiful views of...

• The King Kong Tower
• Obam-Biden Tower (Used to be some car company's building before the Gov't took them over)
• Bridges galore
• River Views
• The Osborn Estate
• The Un-United Nations Water-Park
  
• Pepsi Sign
• Long Island City Queens

Then re-enter the transporter to S&C's Kitchen & Entertainment Center...

• Dance to our extensive music collection in the lobby bar!
• Enjoy a hand-crafted cocktail in the Blue & Red lounge!
• Enjoy our Halls of Pop Art & Photography (limited edition prints of our exclusive photographer Hunter's worldwide adventure prints...please see bartender for pricing$$$$)
  
• Watch everything from Animated Feature Length adventures to Worldwide Foreign films of intrigue, romance & adventure!
• Play state of the art X-BOX 360 games!
• Play state of the art PSP games while watching movies!

Enjoy the culinary wonders of the S&C Kitchen! (sample menu below of what's in my fridge & cupboard)

• Hot Dogs with spicy-kraut
• Greek sausage salad roll-ups
• Bacon & Egg roll-ups
• Shrimp Nacho's
• Cucumber-Mint coolers
• Old school spicy pasta

These delights & drinks are not included in package price...which starts at only $250 PP!!! A bargain in this market. Bookings are limited & two week notice is HIGHLY recommended!

Off The Grid Survival

Caveat: For those of you on FACEBOOK, when the Apocalypse comes (looking like sooner rather then later lately) you're dead, so the website http://offgridsurvival.com/ isn't go to do you much good. It is a known fact that CYBERDYNE will be using FACEBOOK to target humanity primarily one of three(3) ways...

• MINI-NUKES- By launching the mini-nukes that Iran is producing right now in their "green" nuclear power plant in Qom. CYBERDYNE will use these in conjunction with google maps, FACKBOOK, Twitter & Hop-Stop to individually nuke you.
• SWINE-FLU- Swine Flu will morph into a Zombification delivery system that will target many of you (see above). It is being created by the Gov't & Eric Holder will be running the program. For those of you who think Cheney was evil...he's a girl scout compared to Holder.
• TERMINATORS - Yes, now that ACORN is being dismantled CYBERDYNE will convert ACORN employee's into cybernetic killing machines. For those not nuked or eaten...they are the clean up crew (she above the above)
  

Now, for those of you NOT on facebook & off the grid you do have a good chance to survive & for those who are not Dad/self taught MacGyver's this site http://offgridsurvival.com/ is essential. Just remember...when the shit hits the fan the Internet will be less then safe...so you need to actually read, remember, write it down on paper(have your niece & nephew draw stuff in crayon)etc...

Also for those who do come across the Zombie's...please remember a head shot is the only thing to kill it...blowing their knee's out work to slow them down if attacked by many...if you didn't know this or can't remember it you deserve to have what few brain cells you have in the first place eaten out of your skull...plus it will slow down the Zombie's trying to scape out your few brains while the rest of us escape to fight the good fight...

Iran going Green

Wow...what a shock...it turns out that our good friends & fellow lovers of Democracy the Iranian Mullahs have yet another "secret" uranium enrichment site. Kind of embarrassing how they are developing good clean green nuclear energy technology while here in the West we're trying to make black coal "green". However if by some wild chance...the site isn't for peaceful green means...then what exactly are we going to do?

1) continue to talk...talk..talk... & let them get nukes?
2) actually get the Russkies & Chinese to back us...? (not looking good...the Chinese want their oil & the Russkies like selling "stuff" to them plus I believe they have some energy games going on as well)
3) get the old school Western powers UK, France, Germany, the Dutch, Ozzies step up together & put a stop to it
4) give the Israeli's the green light to hit them...back them up...but know they are going to take the brunt of the retaliation both in Israel & overseas...
5) let the Arab world..Egypt, Saudi's, Jordanians, Kuwaiti's, etc...step up & do something...for the record the Arabs HATE the Persians (Iranians) & vice versa. (they are counting on their good friends the Israeli's stepping up & doing it)

Well if nothing else the excitement never stops...

Kayne...where are you when we actually REALLY need you!?!

Where was America's voice & greatest genius of our generation (no not Big O, the real one Kanye) while Qaddafi was ranting & raving for 75 minutes of overtime from the 15 he was allowed to rant?!? I mean Kanye has a special & unique skill set...he just needs to learn where & when to use it. Below are some of the highlights of Little Q's rant. It came from the CS Monitor but I looked at a bunch of other sources & they all said the same thing. My comments are in parenthesis...enjoy!

1. ‘Our son’ Obama

Qaddafi extended his congratulations to “our son Obama” on the occasion of his first speech at UN.

“Obama is a glimpse in the darkness after four or eight years,” Qaddafi said. “We are content and happy if Obama can stay forever as president of the United States.” (one can only hope we adopt Venezuela's true model of Democracy)

2. UN Security Council Terror Council

“We are not committed to obeying or adhering to resolutions by the Security Council in its composition right now,” Qaddafi said. “It should not be called the Security Council, it should be called the ‘terror council.’ ” (Kind of has a point here...the SC are also the world's largest Arms dealers)

3. Swine Flu: The capitalists made it

“The swine virus may have gotten out in the open after escaping from a laboratory. It may have been put together in a lab by the military…. We do sometimes make viruses in a laboratory and then they make viruses for capitalist companies who will make vaccinations and make money.” (most likely the same team that put together AIDS)

4. Iraq war the ‘mother of all evils’

“Sixty-five aggressive wars took place without any collective action by the United Nations to prevent them,” Qaddafi said. He noted the Iraq war, in particular, as being “the mother of all evils.” (I thought it was the Mother of ALL wars?!?)

5. JFK killed because he wanted to investigate Israelis

“Why did this Israeli kill the killer of Jack Kennedy?” Qaddafi asked, after noting that Jack Ruby, “an Israeli,” killed Kennedy’s assassin, Lee Harvey Oswald. “The whole world should know that Kennedy wanted to investigate the nuclear reactor of the Israeli demon,” Qaddafi said. (Like who didn't know this already...old news)

Qaddafi also called for a reinvestigation into the assassination of the Martin Luther King Jr. “His killing was a plot, and we should know why he was killed and who killed him,” Qaddafi said. (thought we solved this one...)

6. UN should relocate to Libya

“You will thank me for not having to travel for 20 hours to this place.” ( I strongly agree. We tear down the building & turn the space into a water park !!!)

HealthCare Reform II

I don't want to pay for fat stupid people who don't exercise, overeat, & smoke...furthermore why should I or you?!? What ever happened to personal responsibility & common sense? We know what causes obesity & we know many ways to fight it....DIET & EXERCISE.

We know the results of long term smoking...& how to fight it...STOP SMOKING.

If you, I, & everyone else would watch their diet, exercise, not smoke etc... we would greatly reduce the needs to constantly go to doctors & take prescription drugs.

Furthermore...even though this could be a separate blog...we take way too many unnecessary prescription drugs. People overdose their kids with a variety of pills & then there are those who are doped up on anti-depressants.

If we want to solve healthcare instead of relying on the gov't to come up with a plan...how about we start living healthier lifestyles & take some responsibility. Just a thought. For the record I practice what I preach...

What I did on my Summer vacation....

I cannot believe this summer is just about over...hoping for an Indian Summer....the highlights in no particular order...

• Vacation in Dubrovnik, Croatia (see earlier blog for details & pics)
• Vacation on South Padre Island
• Between rooftop pool, beach & vacations...possibly best tan ever...
• Finally started doing laps in my pool (looking to break 50 this weekend)
  
• Swimming with my Niece & Nephew
• Body-Surfing at Long Beach
• Lost about 15lbs of baby fat from the swimming & gym...
• Lots of cooking...
• Enjoyed all the best happy hour deals Soho had to offer...
• Became Norm-like at Nolita House, Bread, & Cafe Habana
• Finally making it to CITI Field...great stadium...would be nice if it had a team...
• Seeing Venus & Nadal at the US Open
• Discovered photographers Michael Dweck (Mermaids), Deborah Anderson (ROOM 23) & Jean Phillip Piter (PURE magazine St. Barths)
  
• The chorizo sandwich at Egg in Willamsburg
• The ice cream at Jacques Torres
• Coconut M&M's!!!
  
• Making mint chocolate chip cookie mint ice-cream sandwich's...mmmmnnnnn
• Making alcoholic & virgin drinks with muddled cucumber & mint
• Shopping for greens & hot peppers w/William Defoe ...True story
• The Highline...
• Falling in love with the ladies of FBN & CNBC on the 10 & 11am shows
  
• Dinner at the Standard...you would never know there was a recession!
• Going to the beach at the end of April! Hopefully can say end of September...
• Fallout 3 & finishing it
• Captain America Reborn!...or am I...?
• Shakira's She Wolf video...
• Marvel getting purchased by Mickey Mouse...
  
• Great movie summer for blockbusters & independents...favorites Star Trek, Hurt Locker, & Inglorious Basterds
• Read loads of great books...see reviews
• Massages at Great Jones Spa & Water Lounge